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PostSubject: this is what can happen   Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:01 am

lmao this is some funny shet, some guy going on to some erotic cyber chat site or something and does this.. the ----- represents a different chat



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:31 am

lolololololol
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:04 pm

Ledge wasnt ur Combat arms IGN Bloodninja before u name changed...coincidence?? I think not
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:03 pm

*grabs robe and wizard hat*

i do it for the ladies
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:33 pm

lololol

JONMCAIN casts level 10 snyping
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:20 pm

JonMcain wrote:
lololol

JONMCAIN casts level 10 snyping
Spell sniping wrong much?
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:05 am

Level up a bit before fire the guns of war Merm. Try watching some harry potter movies you level 2 druid.

FYI that's how its spelled in my magic book. Its real old english style. Sometimes the calligraphy is hard to decipher tho
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:28 am

JonMcain wrote:
Level up a bit before fire the guns of war Merm. Try watching some harry potter movies you level 2 druid.

FYI that's how its spelled in my magic book. Its real old english style. Sometimes the calligraphy is hard to decipher tho
my sis loves harry potter. I'm like wow this shit is terribad why is it called Harry Potter? why not call it Wizard of Hogwarts or something
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:03 am

Your sis likes harry potter? She must be a bit older. Im guessing she is in her 20's.
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:10 am

is she hot? i love harry potter too.
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PostSubject: Re: this is what can happen   Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:03 am

yup she is..pls tell her to stop msging me tho
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